Have A Good Laugh !

>> A Bawaji was having neat Scotch in a bar. A young guy was sat beside him.
>>>
>>> Guy: "Uncle aap glass mein paani daalna bhool gaye"??
>>>
>>> Bawaji: "Aree Dikra, hum bawa log ko paani glass me dalne ki zarurat he nahi."
>>>
>>> Guy: "Kyu??"
>>>
>>> Bawaji: "Saala, Daaru dekhte hi hamare mooh mein paani aa jaata hai"...
>>>
>>>  
 A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins one night when his ca broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
>>>
>>> Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some easy money off him (bribe) so they challenged him
>>> "Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going"?
>>>
>>> The man replied
>>>
>>> "I did not like where I was buried so I am relocating" . . . . . . . .
>>>
>>> The policemen Fainted..!
>>>
>>>  
>>> Wife: I hate you.
>>> Husband: What a co-incidence..
>>>
>>>  

>>> Judge: Why did you shoot your Wife instead of shooting her lover?
>>> Husband: Your Honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
>>>
>>>  
>>> NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH !!
>>> A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!
>>>
>>>  
>>>
>>> How the Word..
>>> "Wife" ..was invented?
>>> They Took the First Two And Last Two Letters Of :- Wild Life
>>>


>>> Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
>>>
>>> FOR SALE
>>> Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. 
>>> Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law "
>>>
>>> Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy ourSaturday and Sunday"!
>>> Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meeton Monday....!"
>>>
>>>  
>>>
>>> BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office
>>> " I'M THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS "
>>> He returns from lunch and finds a note on his desk:
>>> "Your wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the poster back at HOME..."
>>>
>>>  

>>> Boss to his friend: 
>>>
>>> Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
>>> Friend: Why?
>>> Boss: She caught me with my wife in coffee shop
>>>
>>>  

>>> One Smart Guy Invented
>>> "WhatsApp"
>>> His Wife Added a feature in it called
>>> 'Last Seen At'
>>> Thank God she didnt add
>>> 'last seen with'!! 
>>>
>>>  

>>> Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
>>> Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
>>>
>>>  

>>> Definition Of Happy Couple
>>> HE Does What SHE Wants…
>>> SHE Does What SHE Wants.
>
>

>> What's Marriage?
>> Answer : MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses
>>
>> And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
>>
>>  
>>
>> Punch Of D Day ....
>> Once A Man Asked God: "Why Are All Girls So Cute & Sweet, And All Wives Always Angry? "
>> God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wives..!!!
>> Your Problem.. !!!
>>
>>  

>> Government should ensure that liquor be sold at double the cost
>>
>> and half the money credited back to the account of the wife of the person who drinks.
>>
>> This will bring Achhe Din to all:
>>
>> 1. Husband will drink within limits bcause his intoxication level will always equal his wife's bank balance.
>>
>> 2. Wives will not object to husbands drinking.
>>
>> 3. Wives will know how much the husband has drunk today.
>>
>> 4. Wives who don't have accounts will also be able to open accounts.
>>
>> Jan Dhan Daaru Jama Yojana!
>>
>>

>> Must read fantastic
>>
>> A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if  physical relation with wife,  without her consent, is termed as rape then....... Shopping without husband's consent should be termed as Robbery.....
>> The judge is still recovering....

RB Kishore

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ED(Retd),LIC

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