HUMOUR :"TRIBUTE TO WIFE !! "

"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..." 

 
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions  of a website. You don't understand it but you still accept it. 
 
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. 
 
Why do most women request  for the same husband, in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste? 
 
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does 
 
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" and wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??" You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' - now that's Checkmate! 
 
STOCK MARKET EFFECT: Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''

COURTESY: R B KISHORE