A FORUM FOR LIC PENSIONERS
Why I LikeRetirement !Question:How many days in a week? Answer: 6Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question:When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer:Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer:Only one, but it might take all day. Question:What's the biggest gripe ofretirees? Answer:There is not enough time to get everything done. Question:Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer:The term comes with a 10% discount. Question:Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Answer:Tied shoes. Question:Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question:What is the common term for someone who enjoyswork and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question:Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer:They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question:What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer:Normal. Question: Whatis the best way to describeretirement? Answer:The never ending Coffee Break. Question:What's the biggest advantage of going back toschool as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question:Why does a retiree often say he doesn't misswork, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the wholetruth. And,my very favorite....QUESTION:What do you do all week? Answer:Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday &Sunday, I rest. HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK END
RB KishoreVP,AIRIEF,ED(Retd),LICLife Member,Probus Club044-2815 5810 & 098 4034 0591
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