A happy 90-year-old man walked
into the doctor's office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and
staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor.
The doctor examined him and told him
he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a
shape.
The old man is surprised, he said to
his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is
pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question
for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the
Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and
went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of
that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd
say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor smiled, "My point
exactly."
