The Mathematics of Life
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school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life,
there are some formulas that may hold true, such as these interesting
mathematical formulas - just don't take them too seriously, in my
experience, I never did use much of the math I learned in school
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OFFICE
ARITHMETIC |
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| Smart boss + Smart employee = |
Profit
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| Smart boss + Dumb employee = |
Production
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| Dumb boss + Smart employee = |
Promotion
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| Dumb boss + Dumb employee = |
Overtime
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ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS |
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Smart man + Smart woman =
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Romance
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| Smart man + Dumb woman = |
Affair
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| Dumb man + Smart woman = |
Marriage
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| Dumb man + Dumb woman = |
Pregnancy
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SHOPPING
MATH |
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A man will pay $2
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for a $1 item he needs.
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A woman will pay $1
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for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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General Formulas:
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that...
is the beginning of a new argument.
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