Post-demonetisation scene-Ghost not laid yet!

Dear Editor,

Happy to share in your esteemed column the following 'diverting' piece!

"Medical Opinions On The Financial Bailout

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves..

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the

Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the

Radiologists could see right through it, and the

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ................in Washington......"

Courtesy: unknown email source.

G.Krishna Prasad.