More & more on seasonal jokes!

 FOR LAUGHING DURING LOCKDOWN!

C H Mahadevan

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From: Rangarajan T.N.C. <tncrangarajan@yahoo.com>
Date: Saturday, May 9, 2020
Subject: Fw: [society4servingseniors] More & more on seasonal jokes!
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Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for..

"INDIAN IDLE"!! 😂😂😂

 Was just standing outside my home and suddenly realised I'm in the queue of liquor shop!!

😂😂😂

The gardening season is off to a great start.

I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably. 😂😂😂

 Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now I am going to concentrate on getting taller!!

😂😂😂

#Lockdown3

 The Lockdown is like the movie Dabangg.

It doesn't make sense but sequels keep getting made.

😂😂😂

If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying Alcohol, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself. 😂😂😂

 Jitne conditions Lockdown ke advisory mein hai, utne conditions toh Mutual Fund  mein bhi nahi hote!! 😂😂😂

Without a barber, we look barbaric. 😂😂😂

 The Lockdown now sounds more like a series on Netflix. 😂😂😂

#LockdownExtension

 Hi Friends, 

Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.

I have 80 GB of E-News Papers with me!!

🤣🤣🤣

 Alcohol can cause Depression..

Particularly, when you run out of it. 😂😂😂

Lockdown Special..

Shaam ko phir baithenge teen yaar..

Main, Bartan aur Vim Bar!!

😂😂😂

Wife: You're wrong.

Me: But I didn't say anything.

Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!!

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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