Courtesy: C H Mahadevan
Don't miss this brilliant play on words..........
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner
again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in
his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then
I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me
the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but
it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I
mist.
They told me I had type-A blood,
but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to
Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are
the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can
stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see
where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me
from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about
anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance
about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at
first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the
cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder
infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with
an extensive vocabulary?
A theasaurus.
I dropped out of communism class
because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York's
police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go
on.
I got a job at a bakery because
I kneaded dough.
Velcro - Its a rip off!
Don’t worry about old age; it
doesn’t last.
