Funny Joke: Typical Day at the Farm

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. 
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...

 Courtesty:R B Kishore
One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo trying to earn some money as a street performer. However, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office.  The zookeeper explained to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, had suddenly died. The keeper feared that attendance at the zoo would fall off. He offered the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they could get another one. The mime accepted. 

Joke: He Just Wants to Drive the Car...

One day, a teenage boy was absolutely over the moon that he had just passed his driving test. Then, just as his father was expecting, the boy approached his dad asking when they'd be able to have a discussion about him using the family car. 

Joke:They do say appearances can be deceiving...

A nun gets into a cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. 
She asks him why he is staring. 

Joke:Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4

An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life: why she had decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband.

Today's Joke: The Secret to a Happy Marriage

A traveler once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied.

Joke: A Father & Son at the Pharmacy

A man walked into a drug store with his adolescent son. They happened to pass by the condom display, and the boy asked: "What are these, Dad?"

Have You Heard This One? You Swindled the Wrong Guy...

After a thorough investigation, a rich gangster finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

Have You Heard This One? A Smart Horse...

Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey. The way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.

Have You Heard This One? The Test of Heaven

Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells. St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.

Joke: The Secret of Confession

A boy confesses to his priest.
'Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' 
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, father, it is.' 
'And who was the girl you were with?' 

Joke:Can't see? No problem

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

Joke:Have You Heard This One? Shocking News!

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and, on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. And, to his surprise, the donkey came in third!

This Dentist is Rather Unorthodox, As You Shall See...

The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. 

Chitraguptan's Problem

One day Chitraguptan told Bramhadevan that he should stop this scheme of ladies observing Varalakshmi vratam getting the same husband for the next 7 births. Brahmadevan asked : "Why?" Chitraguptan: "Sir, it's becoming difficult to manage. The wife wants the same husband but the husband wants a new wife. It's a problem to convince both." Brahmadevan: "But this can't be stopped.I t's been going on for times immemorial." Just then Naradan came and he suggested: "There is a great person called Chanakyan on earth. Ask him for a solution." (Chitraguptan meets Chanakyan) Chanakyan solves the problem in a split second. He advised Chitraguptan: "Tell any wife who wants the same husband that she will also get the same MOTHER IN LAW for the next 7 births." All the women screamed in unison "Oh, God, noo!!!" Problem solved😂 Courtesy: R B Kishore

Joke: A Magical Encounter

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!"

It's Unbelievable What You People Get Up to on Trains...

Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city.
Four people sit in one of its compartments:
A beautiful, vivacious young woman
an old, matronly woman,
a poor man
and a rich man.

Joke: A Visitor in Despair...

A big, burly man knocked on the door of the pastor's house one day and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman known for her charity work and her love for the poor and helpless.

Text Messages Can Get Misconstrued So Easily...

The First Text Message 

Dear John, this is Alan next door. I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

Joke: The Supportive Wife

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out.