Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay
down for the night, and go to sleep.
"Watson, look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions
of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
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"Astronomically, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that
the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that
God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect
that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then
spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
