A fifteen year old Amish boy and
his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered
around, marveling at the different sights. Eventually they got to
a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were
especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father
were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady
rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy
and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.
They continued to watch until
it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year-old blond woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your Mother."
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Junior, go get your Mother."
