A retired gentleman went into
the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting
in line for a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the
counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your
shirt.” So he opens his shirt, revealing lost of curly silver hair. She
says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” and she
processes his social security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks.
