Queen Elizabeth / Obama!!!
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As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven
in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a
magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They
continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the
right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever
heard in the British Empire. The smell is so atrocious that both the
passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The
fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to
ignore the incident.
The Queen
politely turns to President Obama: "Mr President, please, accept my
apologies. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."
Obama, always
trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty, do not give the
matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of
the horses."
Moral of the story: "Silence is Golden"
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P. Ramanathan.
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