PENSIONERS' VOICE AND SOUND TRACK APPEALS YOU "USE MASK""KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCE" "GHAR BATHO ZINDA RAHO" "STAY HOME SAVE LIVES"
DEAR FRIENDS, CONGRATS, YOUR BLOG CROSSED 3268000 HITS ON 01.02.2023 THE BLOG WAS LAUNCHED ON 23.11.2014,HAVE A GREAT DAY
VISIT 'PENSIONERS VOICE & SOUND TRACK' WAY TO CATCH UP ON PENSIONER RELATED NEWS!

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Hilarious Joke: It's All Relative..A Million Years Aren't the Same To Me As They Are To You...

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. 



"God", he said, "How long is a million years?" 
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute." 
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?" 
God answered, "To Me, it's a dime." 
The man then asked, "God, can I have a dime?" 
God said, "In a minute."

No comments: