Certain professionals!

Only certain professionals can get away saying these: Doctor: "Please take off your clothes." Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still." Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?" Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush ?" Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69." Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest." Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy?" Police: "You don't need protection." Swimming instructor: "Go deeper." Gym trainer: "Push harder". Interior decorator: "Once its done, you will love it." Telephone guy : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?